I ran out of can't evens last night.

Lynn.
I'm in my twenties.
Born on Valentines day.
Yes, I'm a lesbian.
and the deal breaker is I'm socially awkward.
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You're not cute enough to post all of these selfies.
Anonymous

Welp, I haven’t yet slain a High Dragon so this is true, but I’ll post them anyways.

Hi, uh, so do you uh know the Muffin Man?
Anonymous

Do I look like the Ginger Bread Man? I know I put the MAN in WOMAN but no I don’t know this Muffin Man.